the intolerable summer heat is finally over as mangoland welcomes in the typhoons and the hurricanes. wonderful. no longer do i need to spend my time whining as i drown in sweat or bathing 50 times a day because now, i can relegate my useless time to cuddling beneath my winnie-the-pooh comforter and watching american idol re-runs (i barely watched it this season). i am so giddy-happy right now; and when i get giddy-happy, i steal a bunch of my sister's pink candy floss just so i can turn my tongue pink and get a major sugar high. lovely.

behold what insomnia and the ability to pout immense puppy-dog cuteness towards my tech-savvy brother got me: a 'how-to-eat-candy-floss-to-turn-your-tongue-pink' gif.

...and because i've been behaving my drunken self, i finally have a new phone (got it on tuesday).
hello my darling Nokia 5310, please don't jump into a pail of water.